fandomwar: The real reason Radiant Dawn fails

Missy (

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@ 2013-02-20 04:58 pm UTC

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The real reason Radiant Dawn fails

It's not shitty writing or boring supports. It's because of fucking Ike. This fucking happens every time we have an FE game with a kickass female lead, she gets pushed down and stepped on in favor of fucking males and their fucking penises! Sure, Micaiah's a princessy little Mary Sue faux action girl skankbitch, but if it weren't for that overrated, overpowered fucktard Ike she could've turned into a hardened badass who owned the day! Of course, if I made the game I'd have traded in her pussy light magic for a kickass axe and some knives, but even so! Fucking sexist Nintendo and IS putting males in their games. Fuck Ike, fuck his muscles, fuck his powers and stupid swords and fuck his sappy pansy convo with Soren! It's his fault Micaiah ended up useless!

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	no subject badassbitch 2013-02-21 09:07 pm UTC (link)
	GRABS Essie and shoves her against the wall You just never fucking learn, do you, you fucking whore? hand hovers dangerously close to Essie's left boob Bitches like you are why feminism's taking such a beating, and you're gonna learn to be an empowered woman if I have to force it on you. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 37 comments) (Show 37 comments)

	no subject icegoddessqueen 2013-02-21 09:08 pm UTC (link)
	damsellicious scream goes here Aaie! Oh, help, please, this horrible creature is going to violate me! sobs Oh, Zacharias...! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 33 comments) (Show 33 comments)

	no subject badassbitch 2013-02-22 05:33 am UTC (link)
	and she grabs that boob and squeezes it painfully At least have the fucking decency to struggle, you little skank. Now, let's try this again. Micaiah should have promoted into a kickass axe user. Say no and I can make this even more painful. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 32 comments) (Show 32 comments)

	no subject icegoddessqueen 2013-02-22 05:34 am UTC (link)
	a passive wriggle is all you're gonna get, Missy N-no! You're horrible, you're the most disgusting woman on the planet! choked sob Leave me alone! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 31 comments) (Show 31 comments)

	no subject badassbitch 2013-02-22 05:35 am UTC (link)
	guess what, Essie, that just makes her squeeze harder You're lucky I enjoy breaking the rules or I could take this to sockwar. Where no one would hear you scream. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 30 comments) (Show 30 comments)

	no subject hottchix4eva 2013-02-22 05:38 am UTC (link)
	FAPFAPFAPFPAFAPFAPFAPFAPDFAPFAPFPAPFPSJMEUIOETHYRWYEHNGALSKDOFGKJSFDLKJNGFJKFDSNGFDF (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject icegoddessqueen 2013-02-22 05:41 am UTC (link)
	weeps many sparkling crystalline tears of humiliation and violation and helplessness Oh, won't somebody please save me...! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 28 comments) (Show 28 comments)

	no subject badassbitch 2013-02-22 05:43 am UTC (link)
	gets her face really close to Essie's now One, stop fucking whining for a fucking MAN to rescue your dumb ass. Two, admit I'm right and that you're a fucking idiot. Three, stand in the middle of the room and denounce every OTP you're so disgustingly obsessed with. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 27 comments) (Show 27 comments)

	no subject kaedenotmomiji 2013-02-22 06:11 am UTC (link)
	Guess who's STILL clicking pictures and crackling? Yeah, it's Kaede. I'm so gonna post this everywhere... Ufufufufufu... (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 13 comments) (Show 13 comments)

	no subject headcanonisforheadcases 2013-02-23 02:07 am UTC (link)
	shoves [insert Kaede's gender here] to the ground You scumbag, you see nothing wrong with standing by for a RAPE if it's against somebody you despise? And this comm calls ME a heartless bastard? Last edited 2013-02-23 02:09 am UTC (raeg icon timez) (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 12 comments) (Show 12 comments)

	no subject hottchix4eva 2013-02-23 02:10 am UTC (link)
	lol stfu fag its not raep essie wqanrs it fapping (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 2 comments) (Show 2 comments)

	no subject headcanonisforheadcases 2013-02-23 02:12 am UTC (link)
	You're too stupid to be worth an argument. Put that away before I fracture it. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand) (Hide 1 comment) (Show 1 comment)

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kaedenotmomiji
2013-02-23 02:27 am UTC (link)

*Kaede slowly gets up... then waves her camera.* You've never heard of gathering evidence, have you? And considering the history of this place, if Missy tried do to something more than this sort of humiliation, you'd bet I'll kick her ass! But I bet you don't even care about Essie's actions, only that she follows "canon". I have the right to do that, right?

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yes_july
2013-02-23 02:37 am UTC (link)

*Aaand Kevin approaches.* Chast, not to sound rude or anything, but I think pictures ARE a little excessive. I mean, screw Missy and Esmeralda's got my eternal hatred for what she said to Lionel, but we've humiliated the latter enough already. I'd rather you delete those pictures, if you don't mind. ~~No, you can't say it's for your tumblr photoblog, Chast.~~

*And then he turns to Zach.* I believe no one sent you a link to Esme's transgressions?

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	no subject icegoddessqueen 2013-02-23 02:07 am UTC (link)
	just keeps bawwing and crying sparkling tears while putting up a pathetic struggle (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 6 comments) (Show 6 comments)

	no subject headcanonisforheadcases 2013-02-23 02:10 am UTC (link)
	Esmeralda? Are you - sees flash of movement out of the corner of his eye ((...****.)) (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 5 comments) (Show 5 comments)

	no subject icegoddessqueen 2013-02-23 02:12 am UTC (link)
	Zacharias...! weeping in shame now (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 4 comments) (Show 4 comments)

	no subject headcanonisforheadcases 2013-02-23 05:05 am UTC (link)
	is a bit too busy to talk, unfortunately; it seems Missy has some muscles with which to back up her attitude problems... (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand) (Hide 3 comments) (Show 3 comments)

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	no subject headcanonisforheadcases 2013-02-23 02:09 am UTC (link)
	*slams over head with a boxed set of physics textbooks* (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 5 comments) (Show 5 comments)

	no subject badassbitch 2013-02-23 02:10 am UTC (link)
	growls and lets go of Essie, turning around and glaring at Zach Hitting me with a book? That is SO cliche! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 4 comments) (Show 4 comments)

	no subject headcanonisforheadcases 2013-02-23 05:02 am UTC (link)
	Not a book. About four hardcover books bundled together. I'm not surprised it didn't dent your thick skull, however. Now - takes another swing at her (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Hide 3 comments) (Show 3 comments)

	no subject badassbitch 2013-02-23 05:04 am UTC (link)
	Whatever, it's not like I've never been hit with books before. Even hardcovers. (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent) (Thread) (Expand) (Hide 2 comments) (Show 2 comments)

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	no subject hottchix4eva 2013-02-21 09:09 pm UTC (link)
	EKLRSJJGFHBKELFKUKIJDS TEHYRE GUNNA DO IT THEYR ACTUALAY GUNNA DO IT YESSSSSSSSS fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject kaedenotmomiji 2013-02-22 02:26 am UTC (link)
	Guess who took a picture and ran as fast as she could back to her room, crackling like a madwoman? Oh, this is just GOLDEN! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

	no subject joekickass 2013-02-22 02:28 am UTC (link)
	...you said something about how you'd never be into Essie, huh. smirks Don't worry, I'm sure once Zachy-boy's had enough to drink he won't mind sharing! (Reply to this) (Thread from start) (Parent)

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